Corny Jokes-Pepsi
Don’t ever go into the wrong cabinet, or in people’s case, don’t go into a dark all or the wrong part of a neighborhood.
Idea for a movie
Alright everyone, so we have all seen some sort of movie and some of us want to get other people’s opinions. I just want to get this idea out into the open and see if people like it or not to see if it can be and idea for a movie, and I just want to see how the people think of this idea. It can be just as good, bad, or normal as any movie/movie idea ever produced.
The setting takes place in modern-day America in the country side, far from any local communication where a rich man lives with his wife, son, soon to be born daughter, his servants, and his fateful rottweiler.
But before we talk from the rich mans point of view there is a back story were a little girl lives with her cruel parents that don’t appreciate anything she does. And because of that, she snaps and gets a split personality that is the complete opposite of what she is. The girl herself is kind and gentle while the split personality is cold-hearted, evil and cruel. So when the girl snaps, her split personality end up killing both her parents and sets the house on fire with them partly alive inside. Now in the present, The little girl has now grown-up and has applied for a job as a maid at this rich mans house. As you already thought the man except and the women starts working right after. Later, the family, workers, and servants are forces to seal themselves inside the mansion due to a harmful gas that has been accidentally released into the air killing anything with flesh. So all the people seal themselves inside the house and closing off any little crack or hole where the toxic gas might seep inside the house. Luckily, they have enough food for a month which is good because that is how long news reports say how long the gas will be cleared up. After one week, the mans wife dies after she gives birth to his new baby girl. After burying the wife in the basement, the maid volunteers to take care of the baby, which the man accepts. A week later, the maid starts to feel unappreciated because she is still expected to do all of her work as a maid when she thinks she should be treated as the baby’s real mother and not like just another worker. Another week has passed by and things are not getting better. A big storm come by one night and hits the satellite dish which mean that everyone in the house has no way to contact the outside world. At the same time, the maid grows more unappreciated because she is given more work and has had any sign of gratitude. One day, the maid comes down the main stair case, crying, and when she turn to her left, the mans son ask’s if she could help sew back together his favorite shirt. So while the man is going to check on his daughter after visiting his wife’s grave in the basement, all the intercom’s in the house turn on at the same time and the maid starts talking with a harsh tone and says that she has killed his son, and all the other workers and that his daughter will be next after she has killed the other workers completely and the man. Now nervous, the man starts to run and as he turns into the next hallway, he find his son with blood coming out of his mouth and his neck twisted. In a fit of rage, the man swears that he will avenge his son, save his daughter, and kill the maid.
Since it is the closest room, the man goes into his room filled with guns from different time periods (gun collector), loads up a hidden modern-day single barrel shotgun because he sees that all the other guns have been destroyed, and runs to his daughter’s room. He is relieved when he sees her awake but alive. So he puts her in a portable baby carrier and goes to is study to see if the satellite is working from his computer. To his surprise, the internet is finally working and he find out that the gas was condemned one week early. So as fast as he can, the man makes a message to the police by e-mail telling them of the situation. Suddenly, a recording of the maid pops up on-screen and tells him that she is coming for him. In shock the man sees that maid in a new, and terrifying look. She has two uneven pony tails, the rest of her hair is shaved off, her face is covered in white powder, there are black circles covering her eyes, her lips covered in black make-up and exceeding the border and making a smile like the “Joker”, and she is still in her maids outfit, but is torn in different areas. Desperate, the man runs towards the main door of the house and takes a crowbar that he finds in the hands of a dead worker that was using it to fight the maid. While running, the maid starts talking on the intercom and starts taunting the man and says that she knows where he is going due to the cameras in the house. Finally, the man makes it to the main door and starts to take out the wood and plaster used to keep out the toxic gas. He tries to go as fast as he can because the room that controlle’s the cameras, and speakers is on the other side of the house but he thinks that she is running towards him. The man finishes with all the wood, paster, and he opens the door. As he runs outside, he gets shot in the leg by the maid who has one of the mans gun’s in her hands. The man, in a desperate attempt to talk some sence into the maid, asks why she is doing this and what has he done to make her like this. The maid starts to cry and explains when she started being like this and that she has felt unappreciated and has not been acknowledged of anything she has done. The man starts to monologue and apologizes for everything he has done to her hopping the police will arrive in time. Also, since the baby has been crying the whole time, the maid find it annoying and decides to kill the baby. Before she pulls the trigger, while the man holds his daughter tightly, another gun shot is made, and the maid falls the ground dead.
Not only the police, but also a SWAT team, has come at the right time to shoot the maid and save the man’s life and his daughter. In the end, the maid and the other servants are but into body bags, the SWAT team check if there are any more threats in the house, there are reporters making live broadcasts and interviewing the man but he refuses, and he goes to see his daughter now that his leg is treated from the gunshot, and lives the rest of his life with a dramatic experience but is happy to know that at least his daughter is alive.
So there you have it. That is my idea for a horror movie. Also, there is supposed to be swearing in this but I didn’t want to include it but it is still there. If you are wondering where I got this idea, all I have to say is this. A DREAM. This is true. If you don’t belive me, look at James Cameron, the director of the “Terminator”. He also claimed to have created this great movie because of a dream. So my/any idea has a chance of becoming the next best thing on film.
Corny jokes: Sylvester and Tweety
If you thought that sylvester was trying to eat Tweety because of the whole cat, bird thing. Well, you thought wrong. This is the real reason why.
Rain? Where are you?
If you saw one of my last post, then yah, we are all thinking the same thing. WHERE IS THE RAIN?! When I posted that one post called “Finally! Rain!” I posted it when it was raining and it was raining for a week so I thought that the rainy season was finally here, but that was my mistake since it’s still technically Fall and the rainy season doesn’t come around the end of November or the start of December. So I’m sorry if some people where confused because of that. But still, when it starts to rain, you can easily guess that a lot of people will get excited over this and start to think that the rain is here to stay.
Kindom hearts 3DS
This is the next instalment of the Kingdom Hearts series “KINGDOM HEARTS 3D’s”. This game is said to be the seventh instalment and the latest in the timeline. The team who are said to make BBS are also the ones who are making 3D’s. The gameplay will be similar to that of FInal Fantasy Versus XIII, also to note that some elements that were no included in XIII will be introduces in 3D’s. The two playable characters are Sora and Riku, with new clothing, and you will be able to play both in certain parts of the game. Also featuring the Hunchback of Notre Dame, the Sword in the Stone, and Dumbo.
After the defeat of Xeanort, Yen Sid ask Micky to summon Sora and Riku for the Mark of Mastery to be able to fight Xeanort head-on. Through out the rest of the game, you will visit new worlds, and Sora and Riku will get new clothes for the adventure. The game will be released Spring 2012. So if you are a big fan and have a 3-DS, get the game, you will note be disappointed.
Worlde words
Simple 
Advance
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Finally. RAIN!
Get your umbrellas out, the rainy season has finally come.
It is a time to stay inside of your warm house, drinking coffee or hot chocolate and just being with the people you care about . It also means we are getting closer to Halloween, Thanksgiving, and the best one of them all, Christmas, than New Years Day
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